Remember the giant gnome that moved into my neighborhood? And then how he suddenly went missing? Well, he finally turned up. If there are any children in the room, you might want to ask them to leave because this ain’t a pretty sight. What drove him to this sad, strange end? Was it Gnomicide? We may never know.
You may recall my deep affection for the enormous Gnomethat has called the end of our street home the past couple of months. I’ll cut to the chase: we are now, suddenly and inexplicably, Gnomeless.
I plan on finding out where the Gnome went. Three story high garden Gnomes simply do not disappear. Foul play?