Our Official Hurricane Preparedness Wish List.

 #1. Four barrels of Breuckelen 77 Whiskey.

Item #2. Brief Jerky.

Item #3. Small nuclear powered submarine.

Item #4. Keith Richards and an acoustic guitar.

Item #5. Piles of raw oysters.

Item #6. Padded sumo wrestler outfits.

Item #7. A Sally-scaring shrunken head.

Item #8. A Triumph. Escape vehicle of choice for a post-hurricane apocalyptic lawless society.

We'd love to hear what you think about this one.