Happy Columbus Day.

In honor of old Columbus, we present an excerpt from the great and silly Ogden Nash:

Columbus said, Somebody show me the sunset and somebody did and he set sail for it,
And he discovered America and they put him in jail for it,
And the fetters gave him welts,
And they named America after somebody else,
So the sad fate of Columbus ought to be pointed out to every child and every voter,
Because it has a very important moral, which is,
Don’t be a discoverer, be a promoter.


We'd love to hear what you think about this one.